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| Owl and Cat by Zelda's Slave |
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I
waited a few days before I put the second part of my plan into action. Part of
me hoped that this wouldn’t be necessary, that fate would intervene on my
behalf and engineer some kind of encounter with my neighbour, the Rock Star cat.
But the thread of this feline’s fate was not to be interfered with.
Let
me explain first where the idea came from. It was born out of my own stupidity.
But perhaps I’m being hard on myself – the human and cat eye are not exactly
comparable, nor is the way we perceive the world. In any case, I had of course,
become aware of the black box in the corner of the room, which seemed to pour
out light and noise. The same one which my Slaves enjoyed watching for hours on
end. Sometimes they were so engrossed they even forgot to feed me and I had to
remind them of their duty.
In
any case, I hadn’t paid this thing much attention, until one day something
darted across the box. The thing immediately caught my eye. It looked like some
kind of bird thing. I immediately jumped off the bed, where I had been lying
next to the Tall Slave, and set about examining the box. The bird didn’t appear
for a while, but other strange things flickered over the box’s face. Eventually
the bird was there, flapping around. I reached up and tried to touch the box’s
face, but there seemed to be some kind of forcefield in the way. So I checked
around the back of the box, but behind was all wires and dust. I moved back and
carried on watching, intrigued by the bird. Meanwhile, my Slaves were watching
me, waiting for me to click.
Of
course, I know now that this is a television. And I’d been tricked by the bird
on its surface. But at the same time, this hadn’t been any old bird. This bird
was some kind of metallic owl, from a famous film of long ago. I didn’t think
much of the rest of the film at the time, but that owl caught my imagination. In
fact, to the point that I wanted one for myself.
Now,
across the universes we inhabit, there are many different creative cats: there
are writers, like myself; there are musicians, like Rock Star cat. But the diverse
interests spread amongst the Caterati doesn’t stop there. Smith lived up to his
name, and was a dab hand in metalwork, and clockwork. And, to fulfil the second
part of my plan, it was Smith I sought out. Following the preceding paragraphs,
I suspect you know why.
‘You
want me to make you what?’ asked Smith. He was a burly ginger Tom, sporting the
long leather overall of his trade. His expression was one of almost constant
surprise, due to the singeing of his whiskers and face.
‘A
clockwork owl. Which flies and everything.’
‘Right.
And you want it to speak too?’ he asked, jokingly.
‘No,
I’m not that fussed about it hooting,’ I replied, deadly serious. Noticing my
demeanour he then brushed away the hilarity, mimicking my expression of
seriousness. Good salesman, he was. ‘But it needs to have bewitching eyes. And
it needs to come back when I call it.’
‘That’s
not just clockwork, that’s sophisticated electronics, that is. So it’ll cost
you.’
‘I’ve
got the money.’
‘What
was this film you mentioned it was from?’
I
pointed him in the direction of a relevant youtube clip and we then agreed on a
price. It was steep, but what I expected from such a highly sought after
craftsman. And he didn’t disappoint.
When
I returned two weeks later, the bird was complete. He nodded as I walked in,
gestured that I follow him. He took me out into the yard of his forge, littered
with old machinery and pieces of metal, some of which were draped in thick
black covers. Perched on the corner of a large vice was the owl. When Smith
clapped his hand, the bird fluttered into life and began to circle us, the
technology within preventing it from hitting the surrounding obstacles. I
instinctively tried to snatch the owl from the air, but it was too quick even for
my lightning reflexes.
Smith
then made a whistling sound and the bird returned to its perch on the vice.
‘It’s
perfect,’ I told him.
‘I
know,’ he replied.
He
then showed me how to set it to come back to my command, how to increase the
amplitude of its circling motions, how to track it to my movements, how to wind
the thing up and so on. I left with my clockwork owl, the facsimile of that
which I’d seen on my Slave’s television all those years ago, fluttering beside
me.
I
had to wait until my Slaves had gone to sleep that night before I put the final
parts of my plan into action. Under cover of night, I sat in the yard and let
the owl free: it shot off across the gardens surrounding the buildings which
surrounded my castle: a shard of glittering silver glinting in the moonlight.
Keeping it company were other shadowy parts of the dark: the local bats, which
darted about, sating their appetite on the evening’s insects.
I
sat waiting, watching the owl do its circuits. Occasionally, I’d miaow and it
would return and I’d wind it up or change its settings. This went on for a week
and I began to think that Beast had been right – the plan was crazy, and likely
induced by the cat nip. Or perhaps it was too clever - too reliant on ancient
Greek history – the human mythos of course reflecting that of the original
feline.
But
then, during the second week, it happened. As the owl came to perch on our cast
iron table, there was a noise in the alleyway behind our yard: a kind of
scratching sound. And then she was there, tiptoeing across the top of our
fence, eyeing both me and the owl suspiciously.
‘What
is that thing?’ she asked, demurely.
‘It
is a metallic owl,’ I replied.
She
jumped from the fence, landing gracefully amongst the beds of lobelia and peonie
and scampered over to where I sat.
I
miaowed, issuing the command for the bird to take off. And we both watched as
it rose up and darted behind the stand of bamboo.
‘Don’t
worry, it’ll be back in a second,’ I replied, happy that I’d already broached
the subject of time. At least in a certain manner.
‘I’m
Athena by the way,’ she said. I’d known this of course.
I
told her my name, explained I was a writer. She said she’d heard of me, read
some of my stuff. But at this point, I wasn’t well known, so I think she was
just being kind.
The
owl returned and I showed her how to reset it, how to make it fly in smaller
circles. She was transfixed, unable to keep her eyes off the thing. Eventually
she told me she wanted it, in fact that she had to have it.
‘It
isn’t for sale,’ I replied.
‘I’ll
pay you. More than twice the amount you paid for it.’
‘It
is one of its kind. There won’t ever be another,’ I said, resisting.
‘Four
times the price. It’ll be perfect for the new stage show.’ The last she said
more to herself than me, but I heard it anyway and knew the plan was working.
‘Well…
four times the price… I suppose I can’t really say no.’
She
leapt up, excited and began to chase her tail. Such affected activity may work
on humans, but it doesn’t cut the mustard for me.
‘There
is one thing though,’ I said.
‘What’s
that?’
‘Once
the bird is programmed to your command. Well, you mustn’t stop time.’
‘Why
not?’
‘Things
get reset.’
‘And
the owl won’t work?’
I
shook my head, gravely.
Of
course, you’ll realise that I didn’t actually speak or suggest an untruth.
Stopping time would have done nothing to the metallic owl. I simply told her
not to stop time and pointed out that it can reset things, as indeed The
Architect had shown me. Athena made the link to the owl, because I wanted her
to. And when she asked me if the owl wouldn’t work, I shook my head: she
perceived this in context, not as the literal answer to her question.
She
bought it though, and the effects lasted. Athena and the Owl became
inseparable, as in the myths of old. The Owl became, in many ways, her unique
selling point, featuring on many of the following album covers. And becoming a
cult amongst her multitude of followers.
Of
course, many years later, I told her about what I’d done, but she didn’t seem
to mind. In fact, she seemed almost grateful. As if the time spent off line,
where she’d stopped the forward motion of the clock, had somehow become
addictive. It was almost as if my intervention, on behalf of The Architect, had
somehow saved her. I wonder now if that was perhaps his intention all along…
